A 4th century CE statue of Aphroditos. Her cock wards off evil spirits. Reblog to rid your blog of evil spirits.
choose one of these unremarkable but oddly specific superpowers i wish i had
ability to teleport urself to a nice buffet on days when u forget to eat or cook
a magical room where you can yell and destroy fun things without repercussions
a vacuum to store infinite plushies
take naps whenever you want without time passing
IMMUNITY to hurty stomach from caffeine / lactose / etc
cultivate any houseplant you like with success
a mechanical pencil with a neverending tip that comes in every color
See Resultsany of these could fix me. rb for sample size or write in the tags what u chose or whichever
Not surprised by the result on this, Tumblr, the Always Tired Website And App.
Guess who taught himself how to open the rice cooker and woke me up by screaming in between mouthfuls of hot rice
by far the most hilarious parallel between ianthe and gideon throughout this book series is them both being like
externally: sex with harrow? ew, gross lmao
internally: (vibrating with insatiable lust) i need to know this tiny fucked up evil nun CARNALLY and i needed it yesterday
I have been a sheep caretaker for like two days and already I'm like. Wow. I get it.
I get why these were some of the earliest mammals to ever be domesticated. They look up to humans with this sort of dumb but all at once innocent and pure and trusting expression. They're happy to see you. They follow you around. They like to be rubbed under their chins. Maybe its just some latent Scottish highland shepherd DNA I still have in me but I look at my sheep charges and suddenly I see why the love of God for humanity is so often described as a shepherd and his sheep. I'd fight a wolf for these guys. I'd go way the Hell out of my way for them. I'd carry their young for miles on my own back.
nearly 80k reblogs and how many of you eat lamb
The ancient shepherds I'm referencing also ate lamb lol
I think another reason I love having cats is bc with people you gotta hold yourself back and not be a smothering over-affectionate creep, but with cats you can just hold them up and be like "I LOVE I LOVE I LOVE YOU" and kiss their little paws, and all they do back is meow at you
I LOVE YOU! YOU ARE MY SMALL ANIMAL! I LOVE YOU!
